Funny Chelsea Fan Slate Coaster – Dictionary Roast Gift

Know a Chelsea fan who thinks the answer is always another signing? Here’s one addition they can make without a transfer fee.

Laser engraved onto slate, this dictionary-style coaster roasts shopping-spree transfer windows, ever-changing favourites and the world’s least patient rebuild. A funny birthday present, Christmas stocking filler or match-day gift for the Chelsea supporter with a fresh five-year plan every fortnight.

• Dictionary-style football fan roast

• Laser-engraved slate coaster

• Pre-designed wording; no personalisation required

• Natural slate markings and edges vary